Me: Hey Kidogo, whatcha up to?
Kidogo: Writing Sebastian, I said I would.
Me: Uhm, you know this is Christmas stationary, right?
Kidogo: Yes... but it was the only bear sized stationary you had with bears on it.
Me: Ah, well, yes, I guess it was.
Kidogo: You should look into that.
Me: Will do, good sir.
Kidogo: And, also, if it's not too much trouble, you should help me mail this, please.